Strange Email

To: my email address
Attn: Marketing Department
Ref.: Laboratory Glassware

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Our privacy company policy:

To exclude your E-mail address from the present
contact lists just do not reply to this message

and we will never bother you again.

If you receive this message by mistake and/or you are not interested
in the following brief presentation, please accept our apologies.

This is a world-wide promotion campaign. The selected E-mail addresses
are extracted only from the commercial websites of the targeted markets.
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We would like to offer you for consideration our brief presentation.
We are looking for a marketplace in your country.

To communicate with us please reply using
the plain text format in the body of the message

- mentioning your Specific Inquiry/Offering Demand -

and your detailed contact information:

- company name, address, phone & fax numbers, contact person. -

Simple replies and advertisements will not be considered.
We do not open any PC applications.

If you answer to this message, we will contact you every 3 months in
order to update our partners service database. Thank you for your time.

Best regards,
Master GIS Staff

Dear customer,

Please be so kind and review our Laboratory Glassware offer below:

Brief Export Proposal

Our area of interest is quality Borosilicate
3.3 Glassware at the lowest prices.

The capabilities listed below show the advantages
obtained by the many companies we worked for.

We would like you to send us your specific inquiry/offering demand.

This will give us the chance to prove our efficiency.

We are a young and aggressive company, determined in making
a name for us, especially on the European market.

We are experienced in distribution of high-quality
borosilicate 3.3 glassware manufactured in China,
under our supervision and brand-mark, according to
the 9001 and 14001 ISO standards.

Our range of products includes:

Laboratory Glassware

Petri dishes
Slides and cover glasses
Specimen Jars
Reagent bottles
Beakers
Erlenmeyer Flasks
Boiling flasks
Desiccators
Dropping bottles
Measuring cylinders and measuring pipettes
Volumetric flasks
Burettes
Watch glasses
Funnels and separating funnels
Mortars with pestle

and also

Laboratory ceramics.

All our glassware is high-quality 3.3 Borosilicate Glass.

Chemical properties:

The chemical resistance of our glassware is very high even
after long exposure times and temperatures above 100C.

Our glassware has very high resistance to attack by water, neutral
and acid salt solutions, strong acids and mixtures thereof,
and also chlorine, bromine, iodine and organic substances.

Physical properties:

Temperature resistance on being heated
up and thermal shock resistance.

The maximum permissible operating temperature for glassware is 500C.
Our glassware has a high resistance to thermal shock.

As the thermal expansion coefficient of Borosilicate glass is low,
the thermal stress is under a given temperature gradient are
consequently low and the glass can withstand higher temperature
gradients and also sudden temperature changes/thermal shocks.

Temperature resistance at freezing temperatures:

Our glassware can be cooled down to the
maximum possible negative temperature.

That means that it is also suitable
for use in liquid air (approx. -192C).

Use in the microwave:

Borosilicate glassware is suitable for use in microwaves.

Optical properties:

Our glassware exhibits no significant absorption
in the visible range of the spectrum.

This means that the appearance of the glassware is clear and colorless.

In the approx. 310-2200nm range of the
spectrum the absorption is negligibly low.

Please don't hesitate to contact us regarding any further
information on our production capabilities according to
the specific needs of your market.

You'll find out that our offer is far ahead the best in business.

Is not that we're having ridiculous small prices for the best quality
merchandise (which is mandatory and you wouldn't be reading this
without it), but because everything is made with passion.

We'd appreciate your feed-back containing detailed contact coordinates:
company name, address, phone and fax numbers, contact person, web-site.

Our Area of Interest: Quality Laboratory Glassware Export
We wish to express our availability to work under the client's brand.

Please don't hesitate to send us your specific inquiry/offering demand.

We'll be happy to provide you the lowest prices in the field.

Thanking you for your time and looking forward to your reply,
we wish you all the best.

Master GIS Staff
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Sources:

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Email Spam in German from China!

It is surprisingly, a wonder to think the way some Chinese spammers think. First of all, it is well known that no one cares and replies to email spam. However, they keep on sending their email spam using even some international languages.

This is one of those email spam.

Dear friend,

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

We are a wholesale company in China. We mainly sell electronic products, such as LCD TV, Laptops, mobile phone , xbox, digital cameras, VCR,MP3,Mp4, GPS, and so on. We buy the products from country of origin.so all items are new and original with 12 months or longer international warranty. And the price is low and competitive. As we know, Christmas day is coming. In order to welcome the grand festival, our company decide to present a series promotion activity, we will give you a surprise for the festival. Our company would like to offer guaranteed products and rapid delivery with you/your company.

Welcome to visite our website:

If interested, please contact us for free.

The German version of the email spam:

Lieber Freund,

Frohe Weihnachten

Wir sind ein Großhändler in China. Wir verkaufen hauptsächlich elektronische Produkte. Wie LCD-Fernseher, Laptops, Handys, Videospiele, digitale Kameras, Video, MP3, MP4 und GPS. Wir kaufen Produkte aus Drittländern, origin.so Alle Artikel sind neu und original mit 12 oder mehr Monate internationale Unternehmen. Und der Preis ist niedrig und competitive. As wissen, Weihnachten kommt daher, laden Sie zu einer Seite, haben wir uns entschlossen, einige Promotion-Aktivitäten, das Festival wird eine Überraschung. Das Unternehmen plant zu bieten und dafür sorgen, schnelle Lieferung, oder in Ihrem Unternehmen.

Bitte besuchen Sie unsere Webseiten:

Bei Interesse wenden Sie sich bitte an uns für frei.

MSN: ........8@hotmail.com
E-MAIL: ........@domain.......com
Telefon: xxxxxxxxx
Grüße

More Information:

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Agricultural Independent Consultant

I have received this funniest email spam lately:

Independent Consultant,
Asia Agricultural research Institute in China
No.189 Tianhe Bei Road,
Guangzhou, China.
Post Code: 510075.
Tel- +numbers here

Dear sir/ma,
Please permit me to write you irrespective of the fact we have not met before. I got your contact through network online hence I decided to write you. I would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could earn up to $4,000 a month in extra income. Getting an accountant in the USA/Canada or opening an account would have been my best choice if I was not working on a deadline that must meet a 24 hour turn around time, other options are not on my side due to time, money, and requirements. This is why I am offering a part time opportunity to someone responsible who can supply prompt assistant and service.

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Work as my payment assistant in charge of collecting and processing the payments from the associates.

1. Receive payment (inform of money orders/checks) from my Clients/Associates.
2. Cash the Payments at your Bank
3. Deduct 10%, which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. You will then forward the balance via Western Union Money Transfer according to my instruction.

REQUIREMENT:

18 years or older.
Legal resident of US
Responsible, Reliable and Trustworthy
Available to work a minimum 3-4 hours per week.
Able to check and respond to emails often.
Easy telephone access.

IS THIS LEGAL? YES

It is very legal (article 15.3) Employment Opportunity Act. My lawyer checked all legal provisions concerning any domestic or international law against businesses or deals of domestic monetary trade. Doing this business is 100% safe and legal. I would be glad if you accept my proposal for an opportunity to make up 10% of each transaction completed.

Please reply via email with complete information as requested:
NAME, ADDRESS (NOT P.O BOX), PHONE NUMBER:
AGE:
SEX:
OCCUPATION:
E MAIL:
BANK NAME:


All replies should be sent to : g.mail address here

Regards,

Dr Sean smith.

Zimbabwe Emails Spam

As the Nigerian emails fraud, some people who are not Nigerian or from any African country uses some African stories to create email spam messages. Here comes the Zimbabwe into the headline of this post. It is not necessary this email spam be from that country.

--
Good day,

You will be surprised to read from me, but please consider this letter as a genuine request from a family in dire need of your humble assistance.

Firstly, I must introduce myself. I am James Ngoza. A Citizen of Zimbabwe, but I am contacting you from Bangkok Thailand where I am now sickening political asylum. I got your contact through the Thailand Information Exchange Online.

I am the only son of Wemba Ngoza, a wealthy black farmer and senior politician with the opposition political party in my country, Movement for Democratic Change (MDC). Our wicked President Robert Mugabe murdered my father, before I ran way from my country because I have become his next target to eliminate.

My father was a fighter for Justice and a moving force in The MDC, a party wanting to end the several years of brutal Dictatorship government of President Robert Mugabe. You will read more stories about President Mugabe's brutal acts by visiting this web site: http://www.rte.ie/news/2000/0418/zimbabwe.html

My father was accused of assisting the White farmers in fighting the government. Few weeks after his arrest, he was reported dead. The government claimed he died of heart attack and his body was never seen for proper autopsy, they buried him in the government cemetery. My father's associate Mr. Martin Olds a White farmer from Britain assisted me in fighting my father's death through the Court and media.

The Government saw us as a big treat to them and decided to eliminate us. Mr. Olds was attacked and murdered in his House, but fortunately, before they came looking for me, I received the news and I left the country through the border to South Africa to save my life, before my arrival here in Bangkok Thailand.

Here is my reason for contacting you. Before the death of my father, he deposited the sum of Ten Million US Dollars ($10M) with a security company during when he went to Thailand to purchase his farm machinery equipment, as if he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe. The money was deposited as a gem/precious stone in a metal trunk box to avoid seizure and much demurrage from the security company organization. This money was earmarked for the purchase of new machinery and chemicals for the farms and the establishment of new farms in Lesotho and Swaziland.

The government seized my father’s farms and banks account before his arrest and Murder. He told me everything concerning the funds while he was still in detention.

This is why I need your assistance in securing the funds there in your Country, so that I can arrange on how to come over to your country for the investment of the fund, I am willing to offer you 25% of the US$10 Million For your assistance to provide an account where the funds will be transferred into because I am faced with the dilemma of investing this amount of money in Thailand and the financial law and Regulations of the Republic of Bangkok, Thailand do not permit us financial rights to such huge sum of money.

In view of this, I cannot invest the fund in Bangkok, Thailand. Moreover, the Thailand monetary policy/law does not allow such investment by an asylum seeker or refugee. Please, let me know if you can assist me, sothat I can give you more details on how we shall proceed.

As I wait for your urgent Response, please treat this information as top secret.

Yours truly,

James Ngoza (for the family).

Tricks to Make Spoof Real

This is one of the spoof's stories to make those spoofs real and believable:


Dear friend

Through the courtesy of business opportunity, i take liberty anchored on a strong desire to solicit your assistance on this mutually beneficial and risk free transaction which i hope you will give your urgent attention.

I am Mr. Philips Nemi, a Manager of Capitec Bank Limited South Africa. I was the accounting officer of a foreign national of your country, who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company in South Africa. On the 21st of April 2004, my client, his wife and their only son were involved in a car accident along Pretoria express road.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track a nationalist of his hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the balance of his account valued at US$9 million left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the share holders of this bank, so that they can share his funds as dividends amongst themselves.

The said Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next-of-kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days. Because as at the time of his demise, I was his accountng officer, but have since been promote to the position of an Manager, ever since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discus the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary formation and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

All I require from you i your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. When you receive this letter. Kindly send me an e-mail to my email: philipsnemi at arabservices.com signifying your decision. Including your private Tel and Fax numbers for quick and effective communication.

I am waiting to hear from you soon.

Best regards,
Mr Philips Nemi
CAPITEC BANK LTD.
SOUTH AFRICA.

Hunting for PayPal Account

One of the PayPal's spoof and hunting for your PayPal's account information may come similar to the following email spam I've received a while back ago: (See the return path!)

Return-Path: "www-data at franz dot inode dot at"
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Received: from franz.inode.at (213.229.60.16)
(domain at franz.inode.at does not designate permitted sender hosts)
Received: from www-data by franz.inode.at
Subject: Account Update
From: Lloydstsb Billing Department "Billing at Lloydstsb.com"
Reply-To:
Message-Id: E1DzOAM-0003Hb-Gh at franz.inode.at

The first image in the message body goes to: www dot lloydstsb dot com/media/lloydstsb2004/logos/logo_lloydstsb.gif

The message body says:

Dear Lloydstsb Customer,

During our regularly scheduled account maintenance and verification
procedures, we have detected a slight error in your Banking information.

1. A recent change in your personal information (i.e.change of address).
2. Submiting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
3. An inability to accurately verify your selected
option of payment due to an internal error within our processors.

Please update and verify your information by clicking the link below: (The link goes to online.lloydstsb.co.uk)
If your account information is not updated within 4 days then your ability to Bank online with us will become restricted.
Thank you
The Lloydstsb Billing Deptartment.

British Tobacco Spam

I don't know what such email spam means to anyone?
I don't know why some spammers are sending such spam?

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of 1,500,000.00 USD (one million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) in the International programs held on the 12TH APRIL 2007 in London Uk.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerizedemail selection system(s) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

The British Tobacco Promo is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our executive claims officer through the contact:

Mr. ALBERT GREGORY.
Claims Agent
E-mail: britishtobaccoverification18 at yahoo dot co dot uk

1.Name in full
2.Address
3.Nationality
4.Age
5.Occupation
6.Phone
7. Country

KAREN PETERSON
Co-coordinator.

Your Email Address Won Millions

This is a clear out-spreaded email scam. If you see any subject line in your incoming mails, hit delete immediately.

This scam goes this way: "Your email address have won you a total sum of £500,000.00 GBP (i.e Five Hundred Thousand United Kingdom Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file REF:YAHOO6/315116127/27 This is from a total cash prize of US$20,400,000.00
shared amongst the seventeen international winners in this category in the
YAHOO FINANCIAL PROMOTIONS. To file for your claims, Name: Mr Willliams Parker
E-mail: agentwilliamsparkerclaims at yahoo dot com dot hk

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Amelia Hunt,
Online coordinator.

Comparisons Email Spam

The subject line of this email spam is: No my comparison!

It came from this source: 125.33.134.187 CN CHINA Beijing Beijing CNCGROUP BEIJING PROVINCE NETWORK through Return-Path: usnow@ kinsarvik . net - Received: from kinsarvik.net ([125.33.134.187]) - Received: from jingming ([90.27.131.191]) by bb86217dkinsarvik.net (8.12.0/8.12.0) with SMTP id 35966F350957B2

From: Freddy Bunch usnow @ kinsarvik . net
To: ..................
Subject: No my comparison
Date: Tue, 5 Feb 1980 04:36:15 +0800

The message body says:

There can nothing pass in the streets of a city without some following distinguished each from each by one and the same method of division. is true, and conversely, if the proposition wherein we allege that undergoes increase but not alteration, and so it is with all other is explained as the double of something.

Knowledge, again, is the slave is said to be the slave. On the other hand, if, of two subject, for it comes into existence at the same time as the animal. This is not true, for we may say that all affections, or nearly all,

Thus individual branches of knowledge are not relative. And it is Let these remarks suffice on the subject of substance. particular attitudes, but attitude is itself a relative term. To was stated to be correlative, the stated correlation will be found

Thus it would seem that the perceptible exists before perception. knowledge we mean knowledge the knowable; by the knowable, that things cannot be reversed, then that one on which the other depends is the being of each of which involves that of the other, while at the than something else which is less beautiful:

for it might be that are such that each part of the whole has a relative position to the term small, nor much of little. And even though a man should As for the rest, time, place, state, since they are easily than which it is more beautiful. He will not merely know if those things only are properly called relative in the case of which winged creature as being such because of its wings.

A third class within this category is that of affective qualities that which is black. This, however, is not always the case. Red, wine; a jar is said to have wine, and a corn-measure wheat.

The It is evident that positives and privatives are not opposed each biped, receptive of knowledge, human, should be removed, and the boxers or wrestlers. Such a science is classed as a disposition; it let us call habit or disposition.

Habit differs from disposition my business, and to profit for that purpose by the guidance of the annihilation of the perceptible involves that of perception.

may exhibit a quality in a greater degree than it did before: if a does not follow necessarily that there will be the species we derived the word winged from wing and from rudder. obtain.

Yet when one of the two contraries is a constitutiveof becoming black; there is alteration in the contrary direction, psychic states which are not inborn, but arise from the concomitance simultaneous in point of time. Those things, again, are simultaneous
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I haven't understood anything, have you?

Philippines Emails Spam

The following email spam came from this location:

222.127.65.19 PH Philippines Manila - Makati - Globe Telecom/Innove Communication through Return-Path: mjmarketing01c @ gmail . com with the subject line: Take the First Step Today!

The message body says:

Hello Friend,

Could I take a moment of your time?

I just want to go straight and I don't want to waste your time. My name is Rachel Long and I would like to send you some information on a home based business opportunity that i think you could benefit from...

My question to you is???

If I could show you a way that you could earn a significant income working at your home...and it would not adversely affect anything you're doing now. Would you consider such a proposal?

If your answer is "YES" then simply click the link below and submit your personnal information without any obligation ( IT'S FREE )...

>>> http : //go2-url . com/aaniea <<<>>>

Don't waste another second!

Regards,

Ma. Fatima

Thank you for your time.:)

P.S.For removal option, please reply with DELETE as a subject. Thank you.
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Some people really don't know how to market their businesses, as they think simply other people are going to respond to these spam emails. I am very sad for them.